Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Monday, October 31, 2016

31 of 31 Days of Halloween!

Well, we made it to the last day. I can't believe I actually was able to post 31 entries. It may not seem like much, but it took a lot of time to get all of these posts online. I can't imagine how my friend Bryan at Fitz of Horror, the hottest horror movie page on Facebook, was able to post one movie every single hour this month. Fun, but crazy!

Before I post my final selections, I want to thank Deb at our Peoria Barnes & Noble for the idea. She's doing this 31 Days of Halloween posts, too, so give that page a follow.

If you go to our local B&N, you'll see my horror book, Rabbit in Red, in the staff recommended section. How cool!



My book references dozens of horror films in a Willy Wonka style adventure. That's why I'm doing this blog.

So, what do I do on Halloween?

First, I give out candy. Have to! Unless you're at a big Halloween party (and even then, you can just go to the party later), I think you HAVE to give out candy. I love it. I'll be dressed as Michael Myers to scare all the children. Hopefully not to many parents complain. But they'll get some great candy in return, and yes, the house is totally decked out in a way that I hope JB from my story would appreciate.

I'd give you the address and invite you over, but that's probably a little creepy. If you're a friend and you know where I live, though, then come on over.

Okay, THE Halloween picks:

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This shouldn't surprise you. The first is the best, the best of all the Halloween movies-- in the franchise and literally all of Halloween. Watch it closely, and you'll know that it's from this movie that the title of my book series comes . . . when you see it, take a screenshot and post it on my Facebook page!

Plenty has been said about it, but I'll sum up why I love it in one paragraph:

It's the first horror movie I watched with my Mom. When we first see Michael Myers, he's a little boy, and he murdered his sister. When we see him again later, he's a stalker after Laurie Strode. We haven't learned why. The reason comes later. He's also not exactly supernatural, as far as we can tell. That comes later, too. It's a simple story on Halloween night. A madman after a teenage girl. It's a classic, and it has plenty of scares (the white mask appearing from the dark? The closet scene?). A perfect movie.

My second pick would be:

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I was lucky to be able to watch horror as a child, and Halloween was the ultimate movie then. As a teen, it was Scream. Sure, I love the slashers-- I grew up on them! And Wes Craven did something great with this series-- he paid tribute to the slashers, he made fun of them, and he created an original story (with scares, heart, and humor) all at once. It's a perfect combination, and I will ALWAYS love this movie. My perfect Halloween night includes both of these-- my favorite scary movie as a kid and my favorite scary movie as a teen.


The Magnificent Movie Emporium pick (join the movie group by clicking the link if you enjoy discussing your favorite movies!):

My friend Dave runs that group, and he's been awesome to provide me with an extra movie to include for each day. I like variety, of course. So what's Dave's movie pick today?

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Why? I'll leave that up to Dave to tell you. Hop on over to the Magnificent Movie Emporium, join the group, and say Happy Halloween.

I truly wish you all a happy Halloween. I hope you've had fun with my blog, whether you've read every single one or if this is your first.

I do hope you'll give my book series a try, too. A lot-- A LOT-- of cool things are happening with it. We were voted #1 best horror book of 2016. The first book is being included in November's Horror Block and is shipping to some 15-16,000 people! (You should subscribe NOW at horrorblock.com)

I just hope to make my mark on the horror genre, too. It's one I love so much, and I want to be a part of that.

Thanks for following me.

Get Rabbit in Red, the book voted FAVORITE HORROR BOOK OF 2016, today!



Available at Barnes and Noble, online retailers like Amazon, or request a copy from your favorite, local bookstore or library.

You can read it on the app, Tapas!

You can get a signed copy from our Etsy shop.

The audio book is available for those who prefer to listen! Get it on AmazonAudible, or iTunes!

Follow the author on Facebook or Twitter.

The second book in the series, Burn the Rabbit, is available now, too.



Enjoy!




Sunday, October 2, 2016

Day 2 of 31 Days of Halloween


My horror series, Rabbit in Red, has been called "a love letter to horror movies." If you've read it, you know I love my horror! And every October, I enjoy watching as many horror movies as possible. Don't you?



I was challenged by my local Barnes & Noble to develop a list of 31 horror movies to watch, one a day for October. My only problem is that I couldn't pick just one.

For October 2, enjoy the following picks!

Horror Author Joe Chianakas pick-of-the-day:

HALLOWEEN H20




I know, I'm starting with a squeal, not the original, but here's the thing: The original is the best. Save that for later. For now, watch I would consider the absolute best of all the sequels. There's a ton of fun horror allusions: Jamie Lee's mother, who was in the original Psycho, plays a motherly role in this film, for one. See if you can catch all the throwbacks to the original.

As a stand alone film, it still gives me a great sense of excitement for Halloween, and I think it will get you in the mood, too!

Available on: Starz/Encore On Demand, DVD/Blu-Ray

Rabbit in Red pick-of-the-day (a movie referenced in my horror series):

TRICK 'R TREAT




Quickly becoming a cult classic, this is a must-watch Halloween movie! With an 86% on Rotten Tomatoes, here's the consensus: A deftly crafted tribute to Halloween legends, Trick 'r' Treat hits all the genre marks with gusto and old fashioned suspense.

Available on: Amazon, iTunes

The Magnificent Movie Emporium pick (join the movie group by clicking the link):

My friend Dave runs a fun movie group on Facebook, so I've been asking him for his picks, too, to give you some extras!

DAWN OF THE DEAD (1979)


Rotten Tomatoes gives this one a 98%! Here's the consensus: One of the most compelling and entertaining zombie films ever,Dawn of the Dead perfectly blends pure horror and gore with social commentary on bourgeois society.


Hope you enjoyed today's picks. Come back tomorrow for more! 

(Want even more? My friend Bryan at Fitz of Horror, the hottest horror movie page on Facebook, is posting favorite movies by the HOUR this month!)

Get Rabbit in Red, the book voted FAVORITE HORROR BOOK OF 2016, today!

Available at Barnes and Noble, online retailers like Amazon, or request a copy from your favorite, local bookstore or library.

You can read it on the app, Tapas!

You can get a signed copy from our Etsy shop.

The audio book is available for those who prefer to listen! Get it on AmazonAudible, or iTunes!

Follow the author on Facebook or Twitter.

The second book in the series, Burn the Rabbit, is available now, too.




Enjoy!

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Enter the Rabbit

"Can you face horror’s greatest monsters? Will your fears ever be conquered?"



I dare you to listen to this incredible new song called “Enter the Rabbit” by Terribly Happy and NOT catch yourself singing those lyrics later. 

Terribly Happy is a pop punk band out of central Illinois. They have an electrifying and contagious energy that fires up the increasingly larger crowds at each of their performances. I previously wrote an article about the band and each of their members, Kyle, James, and Logan, and if you haven’t checked that out, you can read that here



This weekend, Terribly Happy released a brand new single, and it’s my new favorite song. Naturally, I’m a bit biased (it’s based on my book Rabbit in Red), but if you give it a listen, you’ll fall in love with the unique sounds. The song embraces passion as well as horror, and you can actually hear the changes in vocal and instrumental styles as it shifts from fun to fear.






The intense vocals of Kyle and James complement one another, no doubt one of the many things that makes Terribly Happy such a great band. After the first time you hear James sing the chorus, Kyle jumps in and sings, “an axe awaits to break the chains . . .” You immediately here a shift from the adrenalizing, “I want to rock!” kind of song to something more haunting. It pulls you in, making you wonder what the song is about, and you feel the emotion in Kyle’s vocals. Then it shifts again, much like you’re walking through a haunted house. One moment, you’re looking around, wondering when something is going to pop out at you. Then it does, and you scream!

Speaking of screaming, if the way Kyle sings “stab you in the back with a metaphorical dagger” doesn’t send chills down your spine, then I’m not sure you’re human.

As you listen, you feel that back and forth, the pull into a dark, paralyzing nightmare, and then a push into an adrenaline-pumping sprint (run away from those monsters!).

And let us not forget the remarkable Logan and his passionate drumming. Those beats, from the moment the song begins to play to the exhilarating, heart-pounding ending where Kyle and James’ vocals coalesce in an ultimate musical climax, perfectly capture the energy and talent that is Terribly Happy.

At the very end, the listener is left with just a few electric notes from the guitar. The ride through your greatest fears and nightmares has ended, and you’re left with your own thoughts as you try to recover from an emotionally stirring journey.

The lyrics are inspired by the novel Rabbit in Red. I hope you’ll check out the book, as the energy of the song perfectly captures the story of Rabbit in Red.

Give Terribly Happy a like on Facebook. Share this incredible creation with your friends.



Listen to full song here. Congratulations, James, Kyle, and Logan, on a beautiful, unique, and absolutely artistic creation!

Below are the complete lyrics.

“Enter the Rabbit”

Can you face horror’s greatest monsters?
Will your fears ever be conquered?
That monster in your closet makes you shiver
It’s not as scary as the one in the mirror

An axe awaits to break the chains
It opens a world of twisted games
Evil saunters without and within
Not even heroes live without sin

Enter the Rabbit, the rabbit in red
It’s a celebration with a splat of dread
Passion turns to panic, fun turns to fear
The rabbit cheers, the horror will never disappear!

Can you face horror’s greatest monsters?
Will your fears ever be conquered?
That monster in your closet will make you shiver
But it’s not as scary as the one in the mirror

Have you been haunted, haunted by the past?
A lasting image sealed in a mental cast?
Our nightmares open a dangerous portal
It’s a reminder that we are all mortal

The bruises of childhood, they linger on
Far after the black and blue are gone
Locker room jokes and mean girl swagger
Stab you in the back with a metaphorical dagger

Can you face horror’s greatest monsters?
Will your fears ever be conquered?
That monster in your closet makes you shiver
But it’s not as scary as the one in the mirror

A buzzing of bees on a summer afternoon
Trigger a memory, a loved one gone too soon
The rope curled like a snake hides a secret
It will tear you apart into a thousand fucking pieces

There are memories that always seem to haunt
They are buried deep, buried but not forgot

Can you face horror’s greatest monsters?
Will your fears ever be conquered?
That monster in your closet makes you shiver
But it’s not as scary as the one in the mirror

Enter the Rabbit, the rabbit in red
It’s a celebration, a celebration of dread
Passion turns to panic, fun turns to fear
And the rabbit cheers that the horror will never disappear!

Lyrics by Joe Chianakas
Music by Terribly Happy
Produced by William Swearinger

Listen to the song while you read Rabbit in Red. Get the book here and the song here.


Be sure to follow the author on Facebook, too.


Saturday, September 13, 2014

A Halloween Poem

I saw a spider on the door
As I reached for the knob.
It spun its web, trapped my hand,
And turned it into one pink blob.

I ran to the back door.
Only to be greeted by an army of wasps.
They flapped by my shoulder,
Reminding me that nature is boss.

I stared at an empty box
Left in my living room.
And then it opened on its own.
Its flaps-- like a ghostly flower-- bloomed.

Spiders, wasps, and ghosts in boxes
All of this is true.
To cleanse myself from evil.
I jumped in the shower with you.

Then my lover said, "come to bed."
So I crept into the sheets.
But a clown’s face greeted me
With teeth as bloody as beets.

I screamed when It bit me,
And the spider cast a web.
Then the wasp formed a nest
And the clown in my bed said:

"Happy, happy Halloween
I hope you like my friends
We’ll be here with you
Until the very end!"

A smiling jack-o-lantern
Sat on the window sill.
And with blood running from my face,
I knew that I was so very ill.

It was Halloween, all right,
Our greatest fears had come to be.
I had spiders, wasps, and clowns
Horror was all I could see.

But I laughed as blood soaked the sheets
And told them they were fools.
You’re messing with the wrong man.
I break all of Halloween’s rules.

And so I became the horror
That walked down the street,
To torment and freak
All of those who were meek.

On this night, our fears came true.
Do you have strength to fight them?
Because on one night, you will see
The evil only you can imagine.

Follow Joe on Facebook, and pick up a copy of Rabbit in Red, his horror novel (the first in a trilogy!) HERE